Items offered to me, at a Substantial Discount, in my Amazon.com Gold Box:
A Digimon Action Figure
Baby Jockey Light Blue Boxer Short Set
Collector's Edition Anodized 11-inch Griddle w/ Non-Stick Finish
LabTech Computer Speakers
Cordless Phone with Call Waiting, Ivory
Amelie on DVD
5 1/2 - quart Round French Oven, Blue
3 - quart Cast-Iron Indoor - Outdoor Cooker Combo
Baby Sweet Jacket, Pant, and Hat set
Possible conclusions drawn about myself, based on contents of preceding list:
I have children.
I watch French movies.
I will play with something labeled "action figure" when it is clearly a "doll".
I require call waiting.
I own a computer.
I construct pancakes with a radius less than 5.5 inches.
I require multiple hardware options when making a Grilled Cheese Sandwich.
I collect aluminum cookware.
I cook French children.
I am susceptible to impulse purchases.
Some of these conclusion would be accurate. I'm not telling you which ones.