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Educational Spam

on Thu, 05/11/2006 - 20:50

I receive about 35 pieces of spam a day, most of which are successfully filtered by the email client at my host provider, Modwest. Occasionally something gets through, usually Russian advertisements for discount electronics.

Got one today, however, which was a little different. The content of the message was as follows:

In a trice without warning the face of nature
grew sullen Black angry mouths, the clouds
swallowed up the sun The air was dense with
suppressed excitement The wind howled through
the long corridors and sobbed and whispered in
the secret recesses

Hmm. Not your average spam message.

A Google of the first line resulted in many many hits, most of which led toward spammed blogs and message boards, or people complaining about getting over-wrought, semi-literate poetry in their in-boxes. Again, nothing unusual there.

I was still intrigued, so I did a Google book search, which was a little more fruitful. Turns out this line is from page 12 of a book called “My First Two Thousand Years”, by George Sylvester Viereck and Paul Eldridge. It is a fictional autobiography of the Wandering Jew which was originally published in 1928, and is apparently still in print.

So now – although I am sure it was not the original intent of the spammer – I have another book on my reading list.

And I will leave the question of why this particular passage from that particular book found it way into an un-solicited email for another time.

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The Rats Have Taken Over the Ship

on Mon, 10/18/2004 - 00:00

Yup. More spammers.

Gunner B. Succession
Waifs U. Airworthiest
Transfinite H. Contracted
Unforeseeable L. Waned
Ion H. Ingesting
Peered H. Geritol
Perseveres J. Avatars
Tong G. Hafnium
Cannonade B. Lifelong
Musicologist A. Knocker
Intrust R. Eskimo
Leasing O. Schmaltzy

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Using Spam to Attract Attention

on Mon, 10/11/2004 - 00:00

people who sent me spam this past week:

Tyrannizes L. Keyword
Shrinking H. Pawnee
Frankfurter M. Grouchiest
Rehashes B. Dirty
Smothering T. Inopportune
Coddling B. Fucker
Dispensaries F. Rationalization
Blacked T. Beachcomber
Prefect I. Unbiassed
Typewrote E. Jeanie

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Spam [n+1]: The Progression

on Tue, 09/07/2004 - 00:00

People who have recently sent me spam:

Angleworms H. Admonishment
Contradistinction K. Luria
Legations P. Moderates
Dismays Q. Ava
Persecuting Q. Fought
Lugosi D. Teammates
Implicit T. Doorstepping
Reformed J. Industrialize
Vacuously S. Callously
Questionnaire K. Spaniel
Hick K. Parodying

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Spam III: Liberal Education

on Tue, 04/13/2004 - 00:00

People who sent me spam this week:

Mementos C. Aspires
Population B. Infanticides
Preciousness A. Bidirectional
Shyer L. Refugee
Mischievousness H. Guadalquivir [1]
Archivist E. Wrestling
Distentions C. Fishbowls
Neonates S. Carriageway
Reddest C. Impairment
Buzzard U. Coloratura [2]
Media H. Goldenest
Chic S. Newscast
Relives V. Etruscans [3]
Telemachus F. Neutralizers [4]
Unbend L. Unveil
Upholstery K. Burgeon
Lubumbashi H. Actress [5]
Tackled G. Transliterations
Knitter H. Klingon

[1] Guadalquivir - one of the major rivers of Spain, passes through Cordoba and Seville, ends in the Atlantic Ocean.

[2] Coloratura - The ornamentation of music written for the voice with florid passages, especially trills and runs.

[3] Etruscan - Of or relating to ancient Etruria or its people, language, or culture.

[4] Telemachus - The son of Odysseus and Penelope, who helped his father kill Penelope's suitors.

[5] Lubumbashi - capital of Katanga province, SE Congo (Kinshasa)

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