Category: Literary Matters

  • Obligatory Political Post

    The king sits in Dunfermline town,
    Drinking the blude-red wine o:
    “O whare will I get a skeely skipper
    To sail this new ship of mine o?”

    O up and spake an eldern-knight,
    Sat at the king’s right knee:
    “Sir Patrick Spens is the best sailor
    That ever saild the sea.”

    Our king has written a braid letter,
    And seald it with his hand,
    And sent it to Sir Patrick Spens,
    Was walking on the strand.

    The first word that Sir Patrick read,
    Sae loud, loud laughed he;
    The neist word that Sir Patrick read,
    The tear blinded his ee.

    “O wha is this has done this deed,
    And tauld the king o me,
    To send us out, at this time of the year,
    To sail upon the sea?”

    “Make ready, make ready, my merry-men a’!
    Our gude ship sails the morn.”
    “Now ever alake, my master dear,
    I fear a deadly storm!

    I saw the new moon, late yestreen,
    Wi’ the auld moon in her arm;
    And if we gang to sea, master,
    I fear we’ll come to harm.”

    O laith, laith, were our gude Scots lords
    To weet their cork-heel’d shoon!
    But lang or a the play was play’d
    They wat their hats aboon,

    O lang, lang may the ladyes sit,
    Wi’ their fans into their hand,
    Before they see Sir Patrick Spens
    Come sailing to the strand!

    And lang, lang may the maidens sit,
    Wi’ their goud kaims in their hair,
    A’ waiting for their ain dear loves!
    For them they’ll see na mair.

    O forty miles off Aberdeen,
    ‘Tis fifty fathoms deep,
    And there lies gude Sir Patrick Spens,
    Wi’ the Scots lords at his feet.

    –Anonymous, Sir Patrick Spens

    Think about it.

  • The Year at a Glance

    These are the books I read for the first time in 2002:

    MetaMagical Themas by Douglas Hofsteader
    Fluid Concepts and Creative Analogies by Douglas Hofsteader
    The Meme Machine by Susan Blackmore
    The Aztec Treasurehouse by Evan Connell
    Son of the Morning Star by Evan Connell
    Physics for Game Developers by David M Bourg
    AI Game Programming Wisdom by Steve Rabin (ed)
    A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
    A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin
    A Storm of Swords by George R.R. Martin
    Ship of Magic by Robin Hobb
    Mad Ship by Robin Hobb
    Ship of Destiny by Robin Hobb
    Assassin’s Apprentice by Robin Hobb
    Royal Assassin by Robin Hobb
    Assassin’s Quest by Robin Hobb
    Off to the Side by Jim Harrison
    Tulips and Chimneys by E.E. Cummings
    22 and 50 Poems by E.E. Cummings
    Xaipe by E.E. Cummings
    The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson
    Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy
    The Orchard Keeper by Cormac McCarthy
    Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin
    The Brothers Karamazov by Feodor Dostoyevsky
    Living Philosophy by Stephen Rowe
    The Stone Canal by Ken MacLeod
    The Sky Road by Ken MacLeod
    Coraline by Neil Gaiman
    A New Kind of Science by Stephen Wolfram

    Of books re-read, picked up and partially completed, or forgotten, there are too may to list.

    Yes, it was a slow year, reading-wise.

  • Genius Loci

    “Moving water is forever in the present tense.”
    – Jim Harrison, Off to the Side

    “The first Ch’in Divine August One
    learned, to his satisfaction and to his dismay,
    that he had conquered every civilized land;
    for he believed that beyond the borders of his empire
    nothing existed but howling winds and barren waste.
    At this same time Alexander
    had overrun the Western World. So it was
    that two men not knowing of the existence of each other
    shared a common delusion.”
    -Evan S. Connell, Notes From a Bottle Found on the Beach at Carmel

    ESTRAGON: A relaxation.
    VLADIMIR: A recreation.
    ESTRAGON: A relaxation.
    VLADIMIR: Try.
    ESTRAGON: You’ll help me?
    VLADIMIR: I will of course.
    ESTRAGON: We don’t manage too badly, eh Didi, between the two of us?
    VLADIMIR: Yes yes. Come on, we’ll try the left first.
    ESTRAGON: We always find something, eh Didi, to give us the impression we exist?
    -Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot

  • A Haiku

    Lo! The book of hope!
    Client asks for sun and moon:
    Compliant porn site.

    See it in context (fourth one down in the runners-up, right below Zeldman’s entry)

  • Notes From Saturday Night

    So I was with the Usual Gang at a wedding reception and we were trying to decide which male character, out of all of Fantasy Literature, in any media, was the most ‘bad-ass’. Science fiction and superheroes needed not apply. It couldn’t be just strength — personality and ability counted equally. Ultimately it came down to which character would do ‘whatever it took’ to win in situation X. We had to decide, finally, that it was the character that passed the ‘Kidmail Test’.

    Huh?

    The Kidmail test is as follows: Say Mr Bad Guy has sewed several small children together, alive, to make himself some armor. In order to vanquish Mr. Bad Guy, would Mr. Good Guy be willing to hack through that Kidmail? Upon that question lay the answer to Who Is the Most Bad-Ass Male Fantasy Character.

    We finally went with Raistlin. Gandalf , we felt, would not willing hack through children in order to get The Bad Guy. Raistlin might make it a requirement. Also in the running were Elric , Richard Cypher , and Pug/Milamber .

    Science Fiction characters will have to wait for another day, as will Comic Book characters. However!!! If you have ever wondered who would win a fight between, say, Moses and Yoda, or a Borg Cube and the Death Star, or even Steve Irwin and Godzilla, check out Electric Ferret’s Comic Book Universe Fight Pages . Comic books and oh, so much more.

  • Raven Hill, A Novel About Kung Fu

    I have studied martial arts for 13 years; two bouncing around from school to school, and the last eleven as a student of Master Lee, Hoa Yen. Having studied one style for so long, I sometimes lose track of what else is out there, so now and then I will spend a few hours surfing, seeing what Google has to say about the state of the Martial Arts in America.

    While surfing yesterday I rediscovered Raven Hill , a site which I first came across a couple of years ago. Back then, it was just a link to a story. Now it is a full-blown martial arts website, put together by someone who wields at least a little mojo.

    I was delighted to find that the original story is still up, and has been added to significantly. Basically one of the students of this school sat down and wrote a historical/fantasy novel about a group of 17 young men who go off on their own to learn 17 different styles of kung fu, then from what they learn create a new style. Someone put a great deal of time and thought into these stories. The writing is decent; not Pulitzer material but better than most anything you will find on the New York Times rack at the local McBookstore. Where these stories truly shine is in the descriptions of the training these young men go through in the course of learning their kung fu. As a serious martial artist myself I can say that the methods used in the stories make good sense, and to utilize them for eight, ten, fourteen hours a day, as the characters do, would indeed create martial artists of the highest calibre.

    So if you feel like being inspired to practice hard, read these stories. The first, Chu Jeng, can be accessed from the link above. The rest can be found linked to the resource page of the Raven Hill site.

    Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go stand in horse stance for a few hours.

  • A Brief Interlude III

    BUT WHY do you always go to the wall?
    Why does he go to the wall?

    You go to the wall
    because that’s where
    the door is

    maybe.

    “Matchbook Poem”, Paul Blackburn

  • Thoughts on Reality and Perception

    Notes from a conversation with Scott , instigated by William James :

    Perception and it’s effect on reality. Sensory deprivation. Mysticism. Phantom limbs. Consensual reality.

    Scientific discoveries so subtle, so far down the scale of physical things, that they exist as almost pure potential, waiting only for observation to give them shape. Going from here to the principle that the observer affects the observed, and scientific discovery approaches the level of metaphor, or creation. As a self-fulfilling prophecy, we discover what we expect to discover, because it comes into being when we look for it.

    Leaving aside what this does to the freedom vs. predestination argument, this very much calls for a hard look at the scientific method, with reference to quantum physics.

    More after the thunderstorm.

  • The Post-Apocalyptic 1800s

    Have finished Son of the Morning Star. Now working on Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. I am 60 pages into this beautiful, hellish book, and I know, I just KNOW, that when I finish I will wish I had never read it, so I could discover it, again, for the first time. Consider this excerpt, in which a group of men are traveling through the southwestern desert:

    “That night they rode through a region electric and wild where strange shapes of soft blue fire ran over the metal of the horses’ trappings and the wagonwheels rolled in hoops of fire and little shapes of pale blue light came to perch in the ears of the horses and in the beards of the men. All night sheetlightning quaked sourceless to the west beyond the midnight thunderheads, making a bluish day of the distant desert, the mountains on the sudden skyline stark and black and livid like a land of some other order out there whose true geography was not stone but fear.”

    Again, when I re-create my book page, I will post a small review.