• Mare Liberum

    Every workday at lunch I head across the street to the east bank of the river. Here I relax and stare into the turbulence at the base of the Sixth Street Dam, the west side of which houses “the fish-ladder”, one of the more interesting constructs in the city. Scott is usually there with me. We find that the ebb and flow of the water, the infinite variations on the same scene, effectively wash away the visual trauma of hours spent staring at computer screens.

    The daily scenes are variations on a theme: fishermen, fish, seagulls, ducks, some toxic-looking foam clinging to the rocks. Last winter we watched for half an hour as a huge ice floe drifted to the edge of the dam and crashed and splintered and thundered into the lower river. This past spring we watched as young ducks caught young fish and chewed them until they were soft enough to swallow. A gull caught a trout fly in mid-air and was thoroughly hooked. Scott gave a leather-back turtle an accidental hotfoot with a cigarette butt.

    The undertow at the base of the dam traps buoyant objects against the falling water where they are gradually – time depending on material and density – worn away to nothing. A chunk of styrofoam which started out square will gradually become round. A basketball will become a smooth pink sphere. Large branches and trees will become hung up halfway over the dam, embedded firmly in the mud of the lower river. Smaller logs and branches gradually become smoother and softer until they appear, in a beautiful irony, to be manmade.

    Today one of the smoothed, rounded logs found its way into the center of an old car tire and, acting as an axle, turned the tire toward the dam where it even now spins as if trying to climb the waterfall like a salmon; the rooster-tail sometimes reaches higher than the upper river. Even without taking into account the extreme odds against such a juxtaposition of events, the sight is extraordinary.

  • Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit

    The new content management system is up and running. This is the first es.o post using the system. More later.

    LATER
    Okay. This is what the new CMA can do: create pages, alter pages, delete pages. 99% of what I do on this site is blogging, so that takes care of the overwhelming majority of what I need to do. And it looks cool.

    Yesterday while shopping for supermarket sushi I ran into one of my old philosophy professors. Dr. Rowe was my advisor and mentor for the last two of my six years of higher (heh) education, and throughout the years since I have been an avid reader of his books.

    He has a new one out, Living Philosophy , which is an introduction to a more humanistic philosophy than that usually taught and practiced in academia. His older work Rediscovering the West , a Buddhist-oriented examination of western traditions, made sense of many things which on which I had long since given up.

    In the past three months I have had significant run-ins with two college professors; I have been dumped by a girl, I am working out and writing like a fiend, and I have watched several of my friends go through varying levels of significant personal trauma. It is as if my karma of a dozen years ago is coming around to remind me that though everything changes, nothing is truly lost.

  • I’m-ay ired-tay

    Started work today on an admin area for the site. Which means soon I will have a web interface for all this updating and content management. Which means I will be able to forget to update es.o from any computer in the world which is connected to the internet.

  • Tempus Fugit

    It is a terrible thing to realize that the journal you spent two months transcribing, eight years ago, is in a format so old it is not supported by current technology.

    Today I drove away from the city, east to an area I discovered during this past week’s hellish Wednesday. With the anxiety out of the way I took time to enjoy the surroundings. As you approach Lowell on Thornapple River Road you have the edge of the Thornapple River flood plain on your right, and the river itself on your left with an old railroad track running parallel to the road. The sun was brilliant, the air clear and cold. I found a park a few miles south of Lowell and took pictures, mostly of the river. I didn’t stray too far for the deer hunters were making their presence known all up and down the opposite bank. And judging by the crippled duck I scared from a fallen tree, they were being none too discriminating with their targets. To a certain mindset, a large bald man in a black trench-coat looks a lot like a deer. That same mindset would probably think an ’89 Buick looks a lot like a deer.

  • Pro Bono Publico

    Well, I had to go back and edit my post from November 7. The reason? Looking at my endlessly entertaining traffic statistics page I found that someone searching for “pictures of P4m3la 4nd3r50n” (spelled in 1337 to protect, uh, me) had ended up here at es.o. Silly putty I can handle, but not I REPEAT NOT this.

    Besides: I think the change makes that entry a little more…poetic.

    A follow-up to yesterday’s post: The backward text , as I mentioned, works everywhere except Internet Explorer on the Macintosh. Well, IE/Mac is the only major browser that currently adds quotation marks to the quote tag, as should happen according to the w3c specification. So if you are looking to quote Hebrew text in a manner consistent with current web standards, you are out of luck.

  • Extinctus Ambitur Idem

    Today was hellish, traumatic, and unproductive. In order to take my mind from more important, worldly things I hit a tutorial site and explored some of the more obscure XHTML tags, and discovered some interesting things.

    For instance, there is superscript , subscript , quotes , code , citations , even backward text (everywhere except IE/Mac)

    Anything to keep myself occupied.

  • Horresco Referens

    Bookstore days:

    customer: Do you have any books on bookshelves?
    me: All of our books are on bookshelves.

    A month and a half out from Christmas and we are well over halfway in to the obvious holiday marketing season. This is the third year since I graduated from college that I hold a job that is not particularly affected by the Christmas season; before programming, there were books and food.

    With Cascading Style Sheet technology finally entering the mainstream the various popular/retail websites can update their look in an hour, where before a massive changeover of .gifs and FONT tags would take days – if the company in question could even be bothered to make the effort. Red, white and green are the same colors you will see if you are looking at a dead fish floating in algae.

    This morning it occurred to me that with my last post I have increased the likelihood that people researching the photometric properties of Silly Putty will end up at es.o. Let us tip the scales some more: Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty Silly Putty.

    Don’t sue me. I’m funny.

  • Adversaria

    Given an even number n greater than zero. For each time ( d ) the result of the division of n by 2 returns an even number, it may be determined that n is a multiple of 2 raised to the power of d. Thus, say, 10 is a multiple of 2 (5) but not 4. Twenty is a multiple of 2 (10), 4 (5), but not eight. 80 is a multiple of 2 (40), 4 (20), 8 (10), and 16 (5), but not 32. And so on, ad infinitum.

    I have no idea why this occurred to me today in the middle of a meeting, but it is covered by a draconian NDA, and all of you can expect to hear from my lawyers by the end of the week.

    In other news, here is a list of the search strings which have led various people to es.org:

    john winkelman (you rang?)
    visual migraine (swirly. painful.)
    mystery of time and space (look around you)
    mystery of time and space game (I said look around you)
    the mystery of time and space (you just aren’t listening)
    0d point 1d line 2d plane 3d 4d time (3d VOLUME!!!!)
    bad character innerhtml (not on MY site, monkeyboy)
    how does silly putty absorb light (huh?)
    karma and metaphor (dogma and semaphor)
    mnemonic matteo ricci (pneumatic christina ricci)
    pictures of the town of springport (more of a village, actually)
    thinking about you (awww…*melts*)

  • Genius Loci

    “Moving water is forever in the present tense.”
    – Jim Harrison, Off to the Side

    “The first Ch’in Divine August One
    learned, to his satisfaction and to his dismay,
    that he had conquered every civilized land;
    for he believed that beyond the borders of his empire
    nothing existed but howling winds and barren waste.
    At this same time Alexander
    had overrun the Western World. So it was
    that two men not knowing of the existence of each other
    shared a common delusion.”
    -Evan S. Connell, Notes From a Bottle Found on the Beach at Carmel

    ESTRAGON: A relaxation.
    VLADIMIR: A recreation.
    ESTRAGON: A relaxation.
    VLADIMIR: Try.
    ESTRAGON: You’ll help me?
    VLADIMIR: I will of course.
    ESTRAGON: We don’t manage too badly, eh Didi, between the two of us?
    VLADIMIR: Yes yes. Come on, we’ll try the left first.
    ESTRAGON: We always find something, eh Didi, to give us the impression we exist?
    -Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot